If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, 'Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?' The Grandpa says, 'I don't know, why?'
The little boy says, 'Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!'
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A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, 'Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!' The passenger apologizes and says, 'I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, 'Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.'
Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Taxi Driver Jokes)
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Two guys are sitting in a fourth story bar drinking. The first guy stands up and says, 'I'm done,' and walks to the window, jumps out, then blows right back in. He says, 'I knew it, the draft was too strong,' and he sits back down.
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A few minutes later, the other guy says, 'I'm done,' and jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, 'Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!'
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'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We're currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port engines have fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and our flight attendant. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!'
Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
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Devil: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure I love to drink.
Devil: We'll you're gonna love Mondays, then. We call it Tequila Monday and that's all we do. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay...you're already dead!
Guy: No way!
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races; you name it. We've even opened up a Pai Gow poker table.
Guy: Hmmm, I've never played pai gow before ...
Devil: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love drugs! You don't mean ...
Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of your head. You can do all the drugs you want. If you overdose? It's okay! You're already dead!!
Guy: Yes! I never realized that hell was such a swinging place!!
Devil: So... are you gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
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Devil: Ooooh (grimaces), you're gonna HATE Fridays!